my select favorites from "you know you're Korean when...": 31. Your church parking lot has more Lexus, BMW, and Mercedes cars than the local dealership
30. Eating on the floor with no chairs is considered normal when with a big group of people.
34. Your dad or mom planted something in your front yard, backyard, wherever there's dirt - they'll plant and grow. Lettuce? Corn? Something...
49. You only know the first line of the Korean National Anthem and sing it "Dong Heh Muhr Nah..." and then stop b/c you don't know the rest of the words.
58. Writing your name with your butt, sizzling like a bacon, getting your wrists hit by other people's swinging fingers and the guys' version of "motorcycle" are all normal behaviors to you
61. Your mom always dresses up when going out of the house. At home, she dresses like a homeless woman wearing your old clothes/sweats and mismatching.
64. Even though you are a gifted artist, you know the only professions that exists for you are in medicine/business/computers or law.
76. You hit someone sitting next to you from laughing so hard. In fact, you SILENT laugh while hitting.
78. Someone in your close circle of friends is named John, Paul, David, Peter, Esther, Susan or Jenny Lee/Kim....actually, quite a few of them are named that.
88. When you're out eating with an older brother or sister, they usually pay for your meal.
99. You've been called an "Ee-nuhm-uhn-jai-sheik" or "Kai-she-nah" by your parents many times in your life
100. You have had a piece of rice stuck to your shirt or hair before
106. someone in your family drives a Toyota or Honda (usually with a box of tissue somewhere in the car, like in the back window)
121. You had to drink "han yahk" before when you were sick (almost puking at the smell...)
122. Your parents ALWAYS want you to stay home and not go out - read a book instead, etc.
125. At restaurants, if their food doesn't taste as good as the last time when they had it, it your parents conclude that there must have been a change in "joo-een" (manager/owner)
